And I thought of that old joke. This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc. My brother is crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."

Well, I guess that's now how I feel about relationships. They're totally irrational, crazy, and absurd. But I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.

—Annie Hall (Woody Allen, 1977)